You may be aware: roses don't have thorns, they have prickles. This is a fact that the band Poison were either unaware of, or (wisely) chose to overlook in their song Every Rose Has Its Thorn.
Imagine if they hadn't overlooked it:
Every rose has its prickle
Just like every night, we gotta trickle
Just like every cowboy has a soft place to tickle
Every rose has its prickle.
Decisions at work provided inspiration on the train to work this morning....
Sung to Casino
With apologies to Philadelphia Grand Jury
Aaarrggh Gonna support AGIMO Tomorrow night Gonna support AGIMO And make it right What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go wrong? Gonna support AGIMO Tomorrow night Gonna support AGIMO Watch out they bite What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go wrong? Then it hits me ... Management lunacy Then it hits me ... CMMI Level 3 Then it hits me ... No-one knows ...... but me! Gonna support AGIMO Tomorrow night Gonna support AGIMO It's fight-or-flight go-go-go-go-go AGIMO to-to-to tomorrow night! go-go-go-go-go AGIMO to-to-to tomorrow night! What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go wrong? Then it hits me ... Eight weeks of "warranty" Then it hits me ... Developers want to flee Then it hits me ... No-one cares ...... not me! ah-huh ok oh-no, uh-uh, no-no, won't go oh no, uh-oh what the? What's the hurry? We got no money They don't care honey, so don't you worry What's the hurry? We got no money They don't care honey, so don't you worry What's the hurry? We got no money They don't care honey, so don't you worry What's the hurry? We got no money They don't care honey, so don't you worry Say what? Gonna to support AGIMO
This is the original version from the 1980s/1990s. It's difficult to find it online today, and definitely not, the hack-job that Homer butchered on The Simpsons...
Dos Equis, a Mexican beer
Ray, the man I buy it from
Me, a guy, I buy beer for
Far, a long way to the bar
So, I think I'll have a beer
La, lalalalalala!
Tea?
No thanks, I'll have a beer
And that brings us back to....