You may be aware: roses don't have thorns, they have prickles. This is a fact that the band Poison were either unaware of, or (wisely) chose to overlook in their song Every Rose Has Its Thorn.

Imagine if they hadn't overlooked it:

Every rose has its prickle

Just like every night, we gotta trickle

Just like every cowboy has a soft place to tickle

Every rose has its prickle.